Who IS this creature, this blot upon Humanity, this pest, this GLITCH???

Dossier Essential for Lonnie Courtney Clay: "Parents" Anthony Hope Clay (AHC) and Allene Theo Merrill (ATM) Clay

A-Hole Cards and Auto Teller Machine Warning : With unlimited Glitches bred within his body to violate natural law, diplomatic immunity in Celestial Courts, and a Carte-Blanc card drawing upon the Celestial Reserve Bank Of Nirvana, he can cheat or buy himself out of any situation.

"Born" Mar 9 1956 by Caesarian section, conceived to the tune "Yellow Rose Of Texas" by Mitch Miller's orchestra...

In the womb caused the birth of Rock AND Roll...

Infancy spent in Louisiana, Texas, and Arkansas, Moved to vicinity of Memphis Tennessee in 1959. You KNOW what that led to, or do not NEED to know.

See Google profile for more data.

Aliases : variations of his name, plus Connie Lay, Tearzan, Looney Lonnie, Loonie Lay, … LCC the fece, … SQED, Jive Turkey, Local PA, The Problem, Problematic, Wierdoo, …

Recent self claimed aliases : Laughing Crazy Coot, TARZAN Chic Logo Guy, The Wizard Of Arlington, ZORRO Chic Logo Guy, The Messenger Of Silence, Cheese Sandwich.

Most Recent public Signature :

I LCC Lonnie Courtney Clay KALI ChronOS FatHer Time BrotHer HOOD ->*<-(o-o) GOD's Right Hand Handy Man

Known affiliations :

Eureka! Excelsior! Ad Astra! Excalibur! ParaDice CHANGE